Jen, 22, MA

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goodbyemisery:

i went into a whole foods and got to hear a woman arguing with a guy at the meat counter because she wanted grass fed organic chicken and he was desperately trying to explain to her that chickens don’t eat grass

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meowgon:

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

they’re not for you… they’re for ME

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300% DONE 😂😂😂

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lostentirely:

inbox:

ppl are ignoring me like im rob kardashian

who

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prostitourettes:

why cant i just plug myself into a charger

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sugarrette:

fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me

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guy:

when ur trying to get to know someone but someone keeps interrupting ur convo

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(Source: guy, via ugly)

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nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

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in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for

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shes

nunderwater

i will piss on your sofa

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koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

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