Jen, 22, MA

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nutella0mutt:

jensfamouslastwords:

nutella0mutt:

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

ew ew ew who eats cookie dough??

YESSSS WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!

bleck just wait til its cooked, lol! warm moist cookie to dip in milk yummmm

Nahhhh the raw dough is the best bruhhhh

nutella0mutt:

jensfamouslastwords:

nutella0mutt:

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

ew ew ew who eats cookie dough??

YESSSS WHAT ARE YOU KIDDING?!?!

bleck just wait til its cooked, lol! warm moist cookie to dip in milk yummmm

Nahhhh the raw dough is the best bruhhhh

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5 hours ago

spicegirlsofficial:

people who interrupt me when i speak

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bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

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5 hours ago

okaymad:

"i don’t like garlic bread"image

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5 hours ago

slenclerman:

steampoweredgrapefruit:

slenclerman:

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then

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5 hours ago

martyr-ed:

castiels-feathery-butt:

tyflowsion:

what if ducks threw bread back at you

you’d have to duck

This expresses the English language pretty well

(Source: tyquil, via cartel)

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5 hours ago
behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

behind-a-wall-of-illusion:

kenweys:

this elevator does not go up or down it goes isosceles triangle and left

who the hell let willy wonka design another elevator

(via cartel)

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5 hours ago

jumbaco:

if you didnt have an avril lavigne phase youre a liar

(Source: hellanaw, via cartel)

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5 hours ago

bus-a-looey:

BEST FRIENDS WEAR EACH OTHER ON THEIR FEET.

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5 hours ago

wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

image

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

(via cartel)

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5 hours ago

4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

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5 hours ago

kittenpatches:

If I ever get pregnant I think this is how I will break the news

(Source: molebucks, via cartel)

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